📢 Weird food alert: Lab-grown chicken—real meat grown from cells, not animals—is now officially part of the U.S. food system. 🧫🍗 Approved by the USDA and FDA, this “cultivated meat” is hitting select markets and restaurants in 2025. Supporters call it eco-friendly innovation; critics call it unnatural, untested, and a threat to food tradition. Whether progress or perversion, one thing’s clear: the future of food just got a lot stranger. 🍴👁️

🦣 A $15M "Mammoth Meatball"? Yep. Lab-grown lamb with 1 mammoth gene is being sold as eco-savior meat. 🤡 Made by Aussie startup Vow using public DNA data—not actual mammoth tissue. They call it “planet-friendly,” but livestock only makes up 2.5% of U.S. emissions. 🌍 Meanwhile, fossil fuels lead the pack. Just another climate crisis circus act.

Bill Gates wants rich countries to switch to 100% synthetic beef, claiming livestock harms the climate. But according to EPA data, livestock accounts for just 2.5% of U.S. greenhouse gas emissions—tiny compared to fossil fuels. Gates’ push for fake meat isn’t just misguided—it’s self-serving, as he's invested in plant-based and lab-grown meat companies. Real meat isn’t the problem, and we’re not giving it up. 🥩🚫🌱