Introducing Wood Milk™—because if it’s white and in a carton, it must be healthy! 🪵🥛 Backed by 9 out of 10 marketers pretending to be scientists, Wood Milk is gluten-free, dairy-free, logic-free, and 100% made-up. Why trust centuries of nutrition when a TikTok and a lab coat can tell you otherwise? 🤡🔬 #MarketingDisguisedAsScience #TreeSapForTheSoul

Biotech companies are pushing unregulated GMO 2.0 tech like synthetic biology and precision fermentation—lab-grown proteins made by gene-edited microbes—into food without GMO labels. These ultra-processed “animal-free” products often use GMO feedstocks and create risky bio-waste. Marketed as sustainable, they threaten traditional farming and mislead plant-based and natural food communities. At Comfort Keto, we stand for real, honest food. 🌱🚫🧬

Oatly’s sales soared 131% to $304M, while most plant milks declined. But is it really “milk”? 🤨 Nope. It’s oat water + inflammatory canola oil—no enzymes, protein, or good fats. Backed by celeb investors (Oprah, Jay-Z, Schultz), Oatly uses banned, misleading ads to push fake food. At Comfort Keto, we stick with real nutrition: 🐄 Organic half-and-half or grass-fed cream. Say no to fake food, yes to real health! 🥄💪