Fake Food Series: Introducing Wood Milk!
- ketogenicfasting
- May 17, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: May 13
A message from the co-founder of Wood Milk @plazadeaubrey. They’re about to disrupt the milk industry like never before.
Introducing Wood Milk™—because if it’s white and in a carton, it must be healthy! 🪵🥛
Backed by 9 out of 10 marketers pretending to be scientists, Wood Milk is gluten-free, dairy-free, logic-free, and 100% made-up. Also, not to forget, Wood Milk has 0% nutritional value.
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