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Fake Food Series: Introducing Wood Milk!

Updated: May 13

A message from the co-founder of Wood Milk @plazadeaubrey. They’re about to disrupt the milk industry like never before.


Introducing Wood Milk™—because if it’s white and in a carton, it must be healthy! 🪵🥛

Backed by 9 out of 10 marketers pretending to be scientists, Wood Milk is gluten-free, dairy-free, logic-free, and 100% made-up. Also, not to forget, Wood Milk has 0% nutritional value.



Why trust centuries of nutrition when a TikTok and a lab coat can tell you otherwise? 🤡🔬


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