Fake Food Series: š¾ Oatly Mania or Oatly Mayhem?
- ketogenicfasting
- Feb 8, 2022
- 2 min read
Updated: 4 days ago
A Comfort Keto Perspective on the Oat Milk Craze
š The Numbers Donāt Lieā¦
Oatlyās U.S. sales skyrocketed 131% in the past year, reaching a staggering $304 million. Meanwhile, traditional plant-based competitors saw mixed results:
š„„ Coconut, Soy, and Rice milk sales declined
š° Almond milk saw a modest 9% increase


š„ But Wait... Is It Really "Milk"?
Letās be clear: Oatly is not milk. Itās a blend of oat water and rapeseed oilāyes, the same inflammatory Canola oil that many health experts avoid. Essentially, itās a processed liquid transfat, dressed up as a wellness product.
Unlike real milk, it lacks:
š« Live enzymes
š« Bioavailable proteins & carbohydrates
š« High-quality saturated animal fats
In other words, no real nutritional value. Yet itās marketed as both healthier and more sustainable than cowās milk. š¤
𤨠So... How Did This Happen?
Letās break it down:
1ļøā£ šø Celebrity-Backed, Woke-Fueled Investments
In 2020, Oatly sold a $200M stake to a group led by:
Oprah Winfrey
Natalie Portman
Howard Schultz (former Starbucks CEO)
Jay-Zās entertainment company
Backed by Blackstone Group Inc.
The deal valued the company at $2 billion. š
2ļøā£ š Strategic Partnerships with Global Sales Giants
Fueled by billions, Oatly is everywhere:
On grocery shelves at Target
Sold online via Alibaba in China
Served at Starbucks under āBarista Editionā
Not surprisingly, Howard Schultzās Starbucks connection helped catapult it onto cafĆ© menus nationwide. ā
3ļøā£ šŗ Aggressive & Misleading Marketing
Oatlyās ads have been boldāand banned:
ā āGenerates 73% less COā than milkā
ā āMeat & dairy industries emit more COā than all transport combinedā
ā āVegan diet reduces global food emissions by 49%ā
The UKās Advertising Standards Authority received 109 complaints. Verdict?
ā”ļø Ads were ruled misleading and banned.
Oatlyās response?
āWeāre a science-based company⦠but we could have been clearer.ā š¤·āāļø
ā ļø Fake Food Alert
At Comfort Keto, we believe Oatly represents the inflammatory fake food movement disguised as sustainable health. Fueled by celebrity dollars and slick branding, it's waging war on traditional dairy. šš„
But truth doesnāt stay buried.
Each day, more people are waking up to this manufactured health narrativeāand choosing real food instead.
š„ What Should You Use Instead?
When it comes to coffee or smoothies, we say:
ā Go for organic half-and-half
ā Or grass-fed heavy cream
These options are full of healthy fats and bioavailable nutrients your body recognizes and needs.
ā¤ļø Stay Rooted in Real Food
Letās protect the realāfrom farm to cup. Because no amount of marketing magic will ever make oat water into milk. š±āš„
Commentaires